Feature Article
Ram-Nation Prays for a Conspiracy
The WatchDog
Staff Writer
…While hoping for a punch-line.
Remember a few years ago when Ram-Nation was seemingly divided over the family-feud with Mike Martz, and how he had his staunch backers along with his harsh critics?
Those were the good 'ole days weren't they?
It seems the only thing missing now with the most dysfunctional team this side of the Bush administration is a classic Tony Romo-style booth-bunny-of–our-own. How fitting would it be to have a symbol of our own psychotic senselessness jiggling her bra-less natural pom-poms up in one of the glass houses at the Ed while proudly sporting her pink number 10 jersey?
Hi Britney!
That wouldn't really surprise me these days. But one thing I can't wrap my blind melon around is how Scott Linehan is doing it. How is he able to come in with his Shaggy-style hunch-back and nicey-nice mannerisms and work this team from "in-crisis" mode to "The last fan standing,"" is far beyond my sense of reasoning.
So there is where the conspiracy theories are born. Not out of spite, jealousy, gluttony and all the rest of things we all love and cherish. No, these are born very simply out of the "This is so obvious it has to be intentional" - last resort, desperation rational.
I don't get it. Linehan lives, Paul Boudreau gets the ole greased axe-handle. Tony Softli is dangled over the garbage disposal, and Linehan's buddy Greg from way back will surely be reassigned rather than fired.
I understand he is instrumental in the Easter-egg festivities at Linny’s.
"He's a good hider" Giggled Linehan as he peered out from behind his extended fingers for emphasis.
Now I'm normally not one for conspiracies, but the occasional horrifying thought that this might be someone's idea of heading in a good direction for the team's future, keeps me awake at night with a large bottle of Tums within reach.
But at least we'll have Britney around to help us make sense of it all.
Go Rams!
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