Feature Article
The West is Getting a Bit Wild
The Watchdog
Staff Writer
There’s nothing quite like scandal within the family is there? All over the television you can find gay humor, mean spirited games shows aimed at breaking up marriages, and reality shows geared toward not only beating the competition, but doing it with the utmost humiliation in mind.
It’s enough to make Jesus himself wonder what Mary’s really been doing in that manger.
Well if it’s any consolation, the Rams are not letting go of their own rivet-studded drama crown so easily, in fact they even swapping within their own division to raise more eye-brows then ever.
I thought I’d seen everything when I first heard that Mad Mike Martz joined the blood colored demons of fog-bay. After the Patriots got punked by the Giants I was excited for the NFL and myself for going out better than a made-for-television movie script. It was awesome.
Then Martz joined ours (and his) most sworn enemy. Then Isaac Bruce sold out to the revolution. Then Josh Brown turns Ram on everyone. It’s like a bad episode of NFL meets Grey’s Anatomy.
Isn’t that show filmed in Seattle?
So now I think it’s officially okay to change the NFC West name to The Best Little Whore-house in Football, because there has been so much swapping going on that whatever off-spring produced this year has to be inbred. Next thing you know we’re gonna see little six-fingered Isaac Bruce’s running around Monster Park.
I sure hope all this tampering produces a really pretty baby. Maybe then all the men on this side of the NFL will stop eye-balling each other and get back to what’s most important…like drooling over cheerleaders.
Remember those days?
Go Rams!
