Feature Article
NFL Turning Rams Into A Ticking Time Bomb
The WatchDog
Staff Writer
After reading many experts testimonies regarding the state of the NFL, particularly the NFC, it seems that the overall outlook for the Rams is not exactly inspiring.
It’s a good thing we’re in love.
From what I have gleaned so far, it’s inevitable that the Rams will not only finished last in the West, but may even find a way to come in fifth place behind last years Rams. Seattle will always be king; that is as soon as this year’s sexy pick of either the Cards or 49ers falls flat again. But the Rams sure as hell won’t be making any highlight reels other than the ones where they’re losing foot-races to the end zone.
It seems as though the world has completely lost faith in the team from Miz-ur-ee.
This is so perfect I can hardly stand it!
Once upon a time there was a team much like this one, and it was not so long ago as we all know here in delusion-land. No one was watching when they angrily burst out of the cellar and jammed every single critic’s words right down their throats. It was beautiful.
Has history taught them nothing?
This year, creeping below the radar is about as big of an understatement as you can possibly come up with.
Like saying New Orleans needs better gutters.
Humiliated people are dangerous, and sneaky curly-horned critters with grudges and eyes glaring through angry shame, milling around the yard without anyone paying them much attention is a crime-scene in the making.
Al :"Finally we’re getting a report from the locker room, Michelle Tafoya, what have you found out?"Michelle: "Well guys, Tom Brady is awake and answering questions intelligently, but will be transported to the hospital as a precaution after that vicious hit initially left him dazed and slobbering. Team doctors are still trying to figure out how to go about removing several shards of…Ram horn, I guess you would call it, from Brady’s backside."
John: "Man, I don’t know what got into Will Witherspoon, he’s a very angry man. But that gives me a great idea for Madden ’09. Guess Tom Brady is definitely a believer in the Super-bowl curse today."
Oh it can happen alright, and it’s supposed to happen.
This is how the NFL builds time bombs and creates drama without even knowing they’re doing it. It’s like Forrest Gumping the NFL to an even higher level of greatness. Haven’t you noticed that more teams that are “Coming on stronger this year” usually don’t (*cough* Cardinals), and then all of a sudden the Packers come right out of left field, coming this close to getting into the Super-bowl?
The Rams were good enough this time last year to be picked by many to win the West, and this year they are stacked with O-line insurance and working on more.
Oh yes mamma, there’s gonna be some a**-whippings for sure.
The only down-side is that Scott Linehan will be a hero and we may never get rid of him.
Go Rams!
